icantevensk8:

wes-eskimo:

memeguy-com:

I also put my toddlers jeans on my dog

Give him the shirt too!

plz stop

medusan:

why can’t the fbi take down the kkk’s website instead of an illegal upload of star trek

medusan replied to your post: medusan replied to your post: that stu…

THATS 500,000 DOLLARS

u see the problem here

tennants-hair:

do you ever realize that your followers aren’t just a number

they’re real people with jobs and pets and possibly an annoying neighbor

like

you have real people who like you

wow

the-rest-in-trumpets:

katswhiskers:

velvetonions:

imagine a milkshake place called “shakesperience” where all the milkshake flavours are named after puns of shakespeare plays

  • Oreothello
  • Rolo and Juliet
  • Macberry
  • Mars Ado About Nothing
  • Antonutella and Cleopatra
  • Merchocolate of Venice
  • Two Gentlemint of Verona
  • Richerry III

It would bringeth all the gentlemen to the yard. 

punkprincesspool:

had a competition with my cousin on who could find the most obscure magazine

medusan replied to your post: medusan replied to your post: medusan …

WHAT

i’m dead serious ok google it

medusan replied to your post: that stupid-ass glass house filled wit…

what glass hosue that sounds so stupid

http://www.mbcb.org/missing.aspx Rated S for shit

endangerment:

mom don’t disturb me i’m studying

that stupid-ass glass house filled with pennies for every aborted child makes me sick inside like that’s a lot of money use it properly

kool-aid-jammers:

toeianimation:

coalgirls:

is coconut water even fucking water it comes from a coconut

is almond milk even milk it comes from almonds

Why didn’t I have a dad growing up

medusan replied to your post: "I couldn’t scroll past this" is by fa…

what about “FINALLY SOMEONE SAID IT”

i’ll admit to using that phrase but i either use that in personal replies to people or in the tags

tbh any extraneous comment that is not in the tags annoys the hell out of me

medusan:

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it’s more annoying when they use their age to proclaim that they’re better at something that they’re probably not even good at like stfu ur gonna die first u little bitch

i literally made this post because you reblogged that post about annoying 12 year olds like their aliens YOU’RE FAKE (but i agree with u about the age thing)

i reblogged that for the tags bruh it just made me laugh

i don’t think it’s right to generalize them by age group but tbh there are like those middle school mini-gangs that hang out at the center and stuff and i’m sort of afraid of them

"I couldn’t scroll past this" is by far one of the most annoying phrases in the whole world and i will probably scroll right past a post containing that phrase