ssoysauce:

shut up police officer you’re like 12

Anonymously message me (1) thing you want to know about me.

wtf i’m writing a song for the first time in like 3 years and i ACTUALLY like it

jameshollingshead:

Oh, right. The marathon. The marathon for Disneyland, the marathon chosen especially to run around Disneyland, Disneyland’s marathon. That marathon? - Imgur

birdhero:

i wonder if magic is real, but only in a really mundane way.

when i was little i could almost inerringly switch back to disney channel right as the ads ended when i was channel surfing.

maybe youve never accidentally crushed a ladybug underfoot. maybe your microwave popcorn never burns. maybe you can spin around lots and lots of times before you get dizzy.

is that magic??

honestly im not sure if these are magic or just small, invisible skills. im not sure which i like better.

infiltration:

sometimes i realize there are so many things i won’t remember in 50 years like the way the sky looked this morning and all the dogs i saw today and my mom’s voice and i get so sad i never want to forget

bakerstreetbabes:

emojustinyoung:

kievrob:

DEAR GOD, IT IS REAL

i am so offended yall thought i was lying

One of the best Sherlock Holmeses of all time.

Played: 53573 times

frightencas:

a compilation of misha collins’ filthy mouth.


mothbug:

little-known youtube treasures are my favorite things

this video has 1,980 views and 1,979 of them are me

JESUS CHRIST I CAN’T EVEN BE ON TWITTER RN BC I’M GETTING SPAMMED WITH NOTIFCATIONS EVERY 2 SECONDS I’M TAGGED IN SOME SEXUALLY FRUSTRATED COMMENT ABOUT EZRA HEL P

lllllllllllllletswrite:

i almost got arrested when i was 7 because i was putting that fake snow stuff in plastic sandwich baggies and giving them to all my friends and more and more kids would come to me asking for snow and one of the kid’s parents found it and they thought it was cocaine so they called the police on us and they literally thought that a 7 year old girl had created an underground drug distributing system