gay8:

there is a 42069% chance there is an immature joke hidden in this post

“I don’t think I’ve ever dated. I’ve had girlfriends who I knew already, and it became romantic. I’ve had girlfriends that I have met at a party, and we went back to my place that night, y’know? Little by little, we spent more time together.” — Ezra Koenig (via ezraeffingkoenig)

thecelestialselkie:

normanbecile:

normanbecile:

sometimes i wanna be top

and sometimes i wanna be bottom

ya’know?

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look at that fancy fuckin bunkbed jesus christ. back in my day, there were no stairs for easy access to the top. the road to the top bunk was a vertical fucking climb of wooden slats that you had to scramble to find purchase on. the one that made it to the top was not only a victor, but a survivor

blein:

sO my friend’s dog died and she lives in new york city and so she had to take it to the vet by the subway and she put the dead dog in the suitcase on the subway and it was a pretty big dog and some dude saw that she was struggling with the suitcase so he asked if she needed help with it and he said do you mind me asking what’s in it and she didnt want to say a dead dog so shE SAID IT WAS A BUNCH OF LAPTOPS SO HE TOOK THE SUITCASE AND RAN AND I JUST 

Title: Arabella
Artist: Arctic Monkeys
Played: 1913 times

My days end best when this sunset gets itself
Behind that little lady sitting on the passenger side
It’s much less picturesque without her catching the light
The horizon tries but it’s just not as kind on the eyes


billycraplan:

billycraplan:

billycraplan:

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life is a highway, im gunna ride it all night long

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THERES NO TURNING BACK NOW

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IM IN TOO DEEP